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Title: The In-Bee-Ayyyyy Draft
Author: Speed ontheBeat
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::hums Speed-SPN theme for the first time in a year:: It's that time again, guys and girls. The number-one pick this year, surprisingl...
::hums Speed-SPN theme for the first time in a year::

It's that time again, guys and girls. The number-one pick this year, surprisingly, wasn't another Kentucky freshman with height, knee problems and an awkward-ass face. Pundits now, as usual, are saying that Anthony Bennett was a far-more-sensible choice than Nerlens Noel who, per Forbes, will now lose $10M from what he was originally worth going into the draft. Meanwhile, I'm worth about 1/300th of $10M (give or take a penny) per year, so anyone feeling sorry for the guy can kind of just shut the fuck up kill that noise ASAP. I was far more surprised about these moments:
DAT AFRO!
Shabazz Muhammed shows up late to his own party.



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