Cosmo Jones - "She Modeling" aka "That One Overtly "Illuminati" Rap Video With Wack Stripper Dancers In It

This is the 100th post on I was hoping to do a big-ass retrospective. Then, I thought, "pshhhhh, that's so not me." So, for post one hundred, I'm going to introduce you to an artist's song and why I feel that the song, the video, and the artist himself suck.

I got this earlier today from a guy who'd followed me, Cosmo Jones of "The 13th Order." Apparently, they're guys that make songs about drinking and fucking and doing drugs while splicing in "Illuminati" imagery. Sounds amazing, right? I mean, it's got to be that real shit that we've all been searching for. Fuck Kendrick Lamar, J. Cole, and whoever else is talking about something of substance (shameless plug alert)--THESE NIGGAS are who we should be looking for.

At least it's shot nicely. Even if the "bad bitches" in question are, to me, kind of like skrippers you'd find down on Baltimore St. (Chez Joey, anyone?) That is to say, they're not all that "bad." Some, to be honest, are quite a downgrade from Baltimore St. strippertutes. And, to top it all off, the kid follows me only to drop a line about this shit, then unfollows? Not to be "like that," but that's just bad etiquette, ya fucker. you fucking anustart. guy. That's the type of shit I'm talking about, internet raptards. Don't do that!

So, to sum it up,. They're either marketing geniuses or actually leaders of some mind-altering, brainwashing organization? If it's the latter, we've got nothing to worry about. In fact, it's more likely that you'll die of laughter than from turning against your fellow man.

Especially when dude looks like a cross between
Shock G, Jaleel White, and 2 Chainz. Who in the FUCK
would think that this dude makes classics/good music/
mind-warping fuckery?
Ok, fuck it. Let's get into the "nitty gritty" of this shit. 

There is a lot of oh so "subliminal Illuminati fuckery" interspersed throughout a mediocre party rap song about being "drunk as fuck" with big-ass cups" and whatnot. Jump cuts to "occult" shit we've seen done better by OFWGKTA and other groups of their ilk--are plentiful in the video. Tyler and company should consider legal action. I guess that since, hey, it's a video for how "dis bitch bad, on erry'thang," it's supposed to be shocking or something? Again, either they're marketing geniuses and are trying to talk about subliminal advertising and attempting to open minds about the fuckery that's under our eyes (not just "that good ol'-fashioned Illuminati, eyes-in-pyramids" shit). Or, and this is probably the case, it's a group of moronic people with a small budget attempting to get on by using controversy. 

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