"...With a special appearance by Speed on the Beat..."


Shoutout to @DrizzleSez for letting me on the site. If you don't know about Drizzle, the guy's part-Dear Abby, part-Tucker Max, part-tall black guy that knows his shit. Plus, I've known the guy for years.

So, I wrote a guest article for Drizzle based off one of the letters he received from a woman who fears that her potential significant other is trying to leave her--or something. Here's a snippet of my response:

"This guy is very affectionate with you, has paid for five dates, and has a steady text ratio. He’s trying to fuck. I don’t care how sweet he is, how much he cares about saving the blue-spotted dolphin you brought up in passing on date two, or even how “slow” his game seems. At the end of the day, he’s trying to fuck, and it’s a nice, but methodical approach he’s taking to accomplish that (he’s not being forceful, he’s being chivalrous and playing the “nice guy” card). The fact that he’s completely 180ed just in time for date six kind of supports this."

Check the whole thing out here. 

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