Friday, July 31, 2015

Profound Assholes Volume One: Meek versus Drake

Welcome to a new series on, sponsored by and Monster Energy Zero Ultra (I wish, even though it might as well be). Today, Drizzle Sez and I discuss the greatest thing since sliced bread (not really): the Meek Mill/Drake Beef. So, we're probably about to piss a lot of people off--and I'm probably about to be removed from the writing staff. Ah well, let's get into it. The views and opinions expressed here are of the contributors of this think piece. In other words, yep, we discussed it just like this.

It was all good just a week and a half ago...

What Could've Been: Ryan Leaf

The man of a thousand confused faces (seriously, Google "Ryan Leaf" and practically every photo of him shows him in some state of "the fuck's going on here?"), Ryan Leaf will forever be known as one of the biggest busts in NFL history with the second-biggest usually being JaMarcus Russell. 

Thursday, July 30, 2015

What Could've Been: Kwame Brown

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The 2001 NBA Draft was, to some, a complete clusterfuck. Sure, we got Pau Gasol, Tony Parker, Gilbert Arenas, and countless others out of it. But, one name almost negates any gains by those legends and All-Stars.

Kwame Brown.

In a bit of an ironic twist, Kwame Brown, the 2001 Draft's version of Sam Bowie, was drafted by Michael Jordan. You'd think that he'd be able to see when talent was legit, when they were bullshit, and when they were long-term works-in-progress. But, what could've been?

I, like others, feel that Brown just wasn't ready for the NBA. He had talent. But, he was an immature young man who didn't have any time really to refine them (read: he should've gone to Florida for one year like originally planned). He was kind of like Andray Blatche, minus the awesome theatrics. Plus, y'know, Blatche has done some pretty legit things in basketball--such as help the Philipines win their first FIBA World Cup in 40 years in 2014.

But, at least Blatche, and other "immature" players, matured as time went on. Brown, however, seemed to regress. Yes, even the most "washed" player in the NBA is better than your AVERAGE (key word being "average") street baller. But, Kwame Brown just...I'm sorry. He sucked. There I said it. He shouldn't have been a number one, especially with the rest of the field that was presented in the 2001 Draft. Plus, the Wizards staff in 2001 was nothing you

Had he went to college and had time to refine his game--and demeanor--I feel things would've been different. I mean, c'mon! Florida, at the time, had Billy Donovan. Billy friggin' Donovan. In terms of bringing out potential, I've not seen many coaches/coaching staffs do it the way he has. Plus, in what would've been Brown's freshman year of 2001-2002, the Gators had Udonis Haslem, Matt Bonner, and David Lee. Those are three guys any plucky guy could've learned from.

So, in short, Kwame Brown could have been something great...if people would've let him be great (by not expecting him to be great). Essentially, he should've gone to college/MJ should've drafted someone else at number one. Had one of those two things happened, Kwame could've been great. But, as it stands, since we can't go back in time and rewrite history, we'll remember Kwame Brown as a flop.

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